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Futurama, “Amazon Women in the Mood”
I’m not sure any description of this episode will do it justice. So I’ll just list some of my favorite quotations.
Zapp: Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Kif: [reading] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies
(later)
Zapp: Well, hello! I usually don’t say this but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I’ve ever laid eyes on. [The Amazonians growl. Zapp picks up his book.] [reading] I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo—
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
Fry: I can’t believe Leela and Amy aren’t back yet from their half-date. I’m gonna call the restaurant. [dials restaurant on phone]
Operator: [on phone] The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Fry: We gotta go rescue them!
Bender: Eh, I don’t know.
Fry: Bender! Think of the señoritas!
Bender: Vámonos!
Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death. [The prisoners, Amy and Leela gasp.] By snu-snu!
Fry: [cheering] Yay!
Zapp: [cheering] Yeah! [Kif whimpers and Zapp turns around to him.] [talking] What are you, gay?
Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I’d always really hoped.
Zapp: [gasping] We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
[/caption]Futurama, “Amazon Women in the Mood”
I’m not sure any description of this episode will do it justice. So I’ll just list some of my favorite quotations.
Zapp: Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Kif: [reading] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies
(later)
Zapp: Well, hello! I usually don’t say this but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I’ve ever laid eyes on. [The Amazonians growl. Zapp picks up his book.] [reading] I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo—
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
Fry: I can’t believe Leela and Amy aren’t back yet from their half-date. I’m gonna call the restaurant. [dials restaurant on phone]
Operator: [on phone] The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Fry: We gotta go rescue them!
Bender: Eh, I don’t know.
Fry: Bender! Think of the señoritas!
Bender: Vámonos!
Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death. [The prisoners, Amy and Leela gasp.] By snu-snu!
Fry: [cheering] Yay!
Zapp: [cheering] Yeah! [Kif whimpers and Zapp turns around to him.] [talking] What are you, gay?
Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I’d always really hoped.
Zapp: [gasping] We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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